There’s a pillow, between my head and the window
Discman spinning Atticus, Pokemon and Peach O’s
Fourteen Barney’s away, we’re Louisiana-bound today
Exit Vider at the Dairy Queen, so mom could get her iced cream
Dad would get mad and the kids would all laugh
Eleven more Barney’s away, we’re Louisiana-bound today
You know us Montalvo’s, we gotta get some Salvo’s
Oyster shells are turning underneath our blue Suburban
Eight more Barney’s away, we’re Louisiana-bound today
An American flag will be waving
Just before the Shell Gas Station
Footrace up the driveway
When we Louisiana-bound
Fried shrimp, oranges
Tossing round the pigskin
Giving thanks to God for the olive bread
We’re all gonna eat and drink and laugh
And then we’ll solve a puzzle
Or play a game of Scrabble
Who knows?